"You stood me up yesterday and u didn't even have the courtesy of calling to explain. If you treat a girlfriend like that, she will sack you right away!! Foolish boy."
Those are probably familiar words to lotsa dudes and dudettes but i have to tell what makes them so bleeding funny; my mum sent me this as a text message yesterday evening thus sealing her position as the coolest mum in the world (you have to know my mum has been a civil servant for donkey years and yet, she sounds so awesome-lol; totally love that woman).
Here's a challenge for you: what's the coolest thing that your mum has ever said to you 'cos right now, my mums the baddest thing on the block-lol