Thursday, December 6, 2007


Well folks, ALL good things come to those who wait and constantly remind God that His help will be needed. Finally gotten my job offer and its good with lotsa training and potential for a not-so young but very ambitious bobo to make a mark quickly and efficently. The oddest thing is that when it happened, I was so stunned, I sent the news to a couple of pple and switched off me phone. Remained stunned till i got home, had a nice bowl of 'chinese' (the local version, which is indomie+turkey+a carton of juice), slept and woke to hear my pals good news as well and all of a sudden, THIS WORLD IS FABOLOUS!!!!
Kinda hurts that I had to lose my gf before this happened (should i call and tell her? F@CK NO!!!) but I did ask for a sign from God about that relationship and it doesn't get clearer than the gal breaking up with you over a blog?!!! (a moment of silence here for my grieving heart...okay, e do)
Been rocking to my guys, P-Square and their new album and its awesome (just flipped back to the beginning of the album again...No one be like you omon, u heartbreaker u-lol). OMG!!! Now, its "Game Over' playing and YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THIS JOB IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!
By the way, since this is my leave day and I am at work already, what does that tell you about me...a slave, a brainwashed grunt, a workaholic, or just a dude who loves his job despite the obstacles management puts in front of him (like low pay, loooooooooong hours and no soft, comfortable bed located in that back office no one visits)

Monday, December 3, 2007


Good day all. well, i'm back and ranting again (Unbiased, bloody boo sucks to u). This morning, i had to contemplate what choice even happened over the weekend till the point i stepped into the office.
Is there a story in my daily walk to work (i'm cool like dat, when i rhyme like...fat?!); i mean, should i really go nito details of how i imagine i am some mutant with magnetic/flame/ice powers which i use to destroy Ajose Adeogun strt especially when cars don't slow downat the pedestrian crossing (blasted street gets destroyed everyday by me and yet its still there the next day...must have quick regeneration powers..yeah!!!)
Maybe, i should talk about how, once i get the opportunity, i'm goin to go paradiving from as high up as possible and so fulfill my dreams of flying and pissing in midair (the sanity of that second desire is a bit questionable but so wat?). I mean, i'd be so high up, it would be d ultimate trip (my face is really bright and happy thinkin about this...and my boss is probably wondering y?!! back to dull mode right sharp!!)
NAAAAWWWW!!! let me combine my dream sof being different, a mutant with some serious arse kicking powers with events over the weekend. lets see, superman, the man of steel, can fly so fast, he can break the time barrier; he can breathe for days in the depths of space without xtra oxygen (bloody he can fart for days too). The dude can squeeze a coal into a diamond with his bare hands (the South African De Boers won't like that o) and as for his invulnerability, well he IS the man of steel, which is y its crying shame an itsy bitsy green rock can do so much damage to that overgrown boyscout! I mean, its that a GREEN piece of rock could destabilise a whole supes? I mean, shit, I knew he would have issues in bed (if u think about the physics of a dude like him shagging, you'd know it just ain't possible) but a green rock?!!
However, God does like a good joke which is y He made sure that despite my huge frame and undauntable spirit, i am cowered by bugs, namely soldier ants and cockroaches!!. Since u never really c soldier ants inlagos, i am left with roaches. Dear Lord, I know u made them but i pray, between the flies and the mosquitoes, there are enuff bad things out there so smiting roaches from the face of he planet ain't such a bad idea. I HATE them with an overwhelming passion and lets face it pips, the sight of a roach flying is the ugliest thing ever! it's especially bad cos roaches have the habit of flying towards ur face, even in the dark, which was the lowest of lows for me this weekend. I was reading on a novel on me phone right, and next thing I knew, something dropped on my face, partially covering my mouth!!! My faster than normal (panic inspired) speedy reflexes took over and i swept the thing off and 2 seconds later, by the light of my phone, I saw a huge roach fly off my face and hit the floor running...I went BALLISTIC!!!! I screamed dat good ol' cuss word in a way best described as "PASSIONATE", froze a bit more, then ran to wash my face, all while still repeating d cuss word to myself, like some sort of mantra!! scrubbed my face, lips, even brushed twice and I still had goose bumps on my skin. Thinking about last night, I still get the shivers even while at work and I can still feel the hairy effing legs on my mouth (Freaksho, stop laffing or I swear I'm gonna put something nasty in d bed with u when u crash).
Excuse me but think i need to go wash my mouth and face again...the goose bumps are backm right now and the sense of shock!!